"Google CEO makes
fixing hamburger emoji his top priority":
Take a good hard look at the position of the ingredients in the emoji....
Apple's ordering of the lettuce, presumably a variant of
iceberg sourced from an Italian quarry, is understandable as a mechanism
for preventing the lower bun from getting soggy. It’s the same approach
taken by the In-N-Out chain.
Google's positioning of the cheese is blasphemous,
simultaneously defying both culinary physics (how do you cook it to drip
down the bun like that?) and good taste (it’ll result in a soggy doughy
mess). It's so egregious that Google CEO Sundar Pichai took notice and
promised to "drop everything" and address on Monday if folks can agree
on what the correct ordering should be.
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