Sunday, December 29, 2013

Thesis In One Sentence

LOLMyThesis: Where students summarize their graduate thesis in one sentence.

A few of my favorites so far:
It depends.
Law, Harvard University.

I melted the Earth and all I got was this lousy solidified magma ocean and a dense layer of gunk at the bottom.
Earth & Planetary Sciences, MIT

Look at this zombie. Isn’t it racist and sexist? Yes, it is.
English Literature, DePaul University

Rats like cocaine
Psychology, Reed College

It turns out that old people prefer old age homes full of young, attractive people Hospitality Management, Penn State University.