Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Who Neanderthal Man Looked Like

As Debby Witt noted: "UK scientists recreated Neanderthal man, who looks just like Chuck Norris".

Perhaps we need a new page of "Neanderthal facts" along the line of "Chuck Norris facts", such as: 
Neanderthal Man doesn't has a grizzly bear carpet in his cave. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move. 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Neanderthal Man allows to live. 

When Neanderthal Man does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.