The world's funniest analogies. Some good ones:

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

(Via Kottke.)