Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Some of the dumbest IT help desk questions:
* "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to the computer?"
* "My laptop was run over by a truck. What should I do?"
* "Can you rearrange the keyboard alphabetically?"
* "How do I read my e-mail?"
* "My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the 'any' key?"
* "Can you reset the Internet for me?"
* "There are animal crackers in my CD-ROM drive."
* "Can you build me a robot?"
(Via Neatorama.)