Microsoft chairman Steve Ballmer on childraising:

Fortune Magazine: Do you have an iPod?

Ballmer: No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children -- in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.

I'm glad I'm not one of his kids! (Via GMSV.)