Weather story of the day: A tropical storm named "Typhoon Longwang" is apparently forming in the Pacific Ocean. No, really. Rand Simberg comments:

It could pound Asia pretty hard. It may penetrate deep into the continent. Let's hope it doesn't result in another premature evacuation.

OK, so it's a little juvenile.

He also notes this wry observation by "Psychobunny":

If this thing makes landfall in Puntang, the Weather Channel's going to have to go Pay Per View.