Friday, August 19, 2005

Joke of the day:
One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid. "Not bad," he said. "Think I'll have a little more today." His friend got a little concerned, but didn't say anything.

The next day, he told his friend about drinking a cup full of the brake fluid. "Great stuff! I think I'll have some more today," he said. A few days later, he was up to a bottle a day.

His friend was really worried. "You know that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better stop drinking that," his friend pleaded. "Hey, no problem," said the mechanic, "I can stop any time."
(Via Tom McMahon.)