Summarize a novel in 25 words. Fans of Ayn Rand might enjoy these two:

The Fountainhead: I'm naked on a cliff. I'm expelled, get a dead end job, rape a woman, become successful. I blow up a building, marry my victim.

Atlas Shrugged: Who is John Galt? I don't know. Oh, now I do. He's destroying the world. I will help. Now it's gone. We're very happy together.

(Via Jennifer Fulwiler/Buttafly.)