The old adage states that if a million monkeys were given a million years, they'd eventually type some Shakespeare. Some researchers tried the experiment in real life, with 6 monkeys and 1 month. According to the researchers, "They pressed a lot of S's... Obviously, English isn't their first language.... Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard..." I guess John Grisham's job is still safe.