"US Sailors Wear Out Sex Workers": In yet another example of the stress caused by the War On Terrorism, prostitutes in Perth, Australia were "reeling from exhaustion" after dealing with an influx of US sailors from warships coming off of tours of duty in the Middle East. According to the article, "Mary-Anne Kenworthy said she was forced to close the doors of her famous Langtrees brothel for only the third time ever yesterday because her prostitutes were so worn out they could no longer provide a quality service." (Via WonkoSlice.)