Poetic justice story of the day: Overly aggressive attorney accidentally sues himself. (Via Fark.)

Talk to aliens on your cell phone. Only $3.99/minute. No guarantee that they'll answer back, however. Here's the corporate website.

"How tunes get stuck in your head."

Top 11 Geek Adages.

USB flash drive are everywhere. What's especially interesting is the trend where more people are keeping their personal documents and data on on their USB drive, then turning any other computer they use into a functional copy of their home machine.

The secrets of the Google cookies.

Now this is a shredder. The best were probably "boat" and "couch". "Computers", "mattresses", and "washing machine" were also impressive.

Top Corporate "Sucks" Websites.

SnailMail 2.0.

Update on the Stanford project to create a mouse with brain cells that are 100% human. (Via Linkfilter.)

"Why your iPod knows what you're playing"

How to track a PC anywhere on the internet. Here's the full paper (.pdf format).

Handy Latin phrases. (Via BBspot.)

"Peeking into Google."

"No give, no take": Given that we don't have a true market in organ transplants, this is probably the second best approach - namely the Dutch plan to give priority on organ transplant waiting lists to those people who have also signed organ donor cards (a system which economist Alex Tabarrok calls "no give, no take"). According to the article:

The Liberal VVD minister defended his proposal by pointing out that Muslims often refuse to donate organs based on religious beliefs. This is despite the fact they are willing to receive an organ if they are ill. "That creates a bad feeling," he said.

"If you say: 'I refuse to donate an organ because of my religion, but I don't want to receive one either', than I will respect it. But I won't respect a one-sided attitude of receiving and not giving. I find that problematic," Hoogervorst said.

(Via Marginal Revolution.)

How to use your Gmail account as a personal file server.

Video store "Who's On First"

"Is it impossible to open a refrigerator door from the inside?"

"Quantum Computers May Be Easier to Build Than Predicted..." (Via Linkfilter.)

Quiz of the day: The Commonly Confused Words Test.

Collapsing bubbles can reach temperatures as high as 20,000 degrees Kelvin or 35,000 degress Fahrenheit, i.e., 4 times hotter than the surface of the sun. Of course, this does not indicate that there's any merit behind so-called "table-top fusion", but hope springs eternal... Here's a related article.

Getting "slashdotted" just isn't what it used to be.

Real world fight club. (Via Fark.)

Stupid computer tricks. (Via BBspot.)

"A new study of climate in the Northern Hemisphere for the past 2000 years shows that natural climate change may be larger than generally thought." (Via David Jilk.)

Cool Dragon Optical Illusion. (Via Memepool.)

Physicists in Europe and the US have performed a novel version of the double-slit quantum-interference experiment with single electrons, except that the double slits are separated in time, not space. (Via Linkfilter.)

What do your science fiction tastes reveal about you?

Great profile of Jimmy (aka Jimbo) Wales, the founder of Wikipedia.

"Computer enthusiasts have worked out how to reprogram Apple's iPod music player with their own code using an ingenious acoustic trick."

How To Make Objects Invisible. Here's a related article.

Invention of the day: Chainless bicycles. (Via Linkfilter.)

Americans are racking up a huge "sleep debt". (Via Cosmic Log.)

"Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network: Which Provides Better Support for Microsoft Products?" (Via GMSV.)

The famous nude statue "David" by Michaelangelo is actually normally endowed allowing for "pre-fight tension". Here's the full frontal view for reference. (Via SciTechDaily.)

Cell phones you can't have yet.

Should you stay off the road immediately after the Super Bowl?

Scientists want to change the definition of the kilogram.

"Will looking directly at a solar eclipse make you go blind?"

Gay men read maps like women.

Three new moons discovered around Saturn have been given the provisional names of Methone, Pallene, and Polydeuces. (For astronomy geeks, Polydeuces is located in one of the stable Lagrange "Trojan points" between Saturn and its moon Dione.)

The Shroud of Turin image could have been produced by very simple technology available to any medieval forger. (Via J. Snowhite.)

"Interesting solution to irritating cellphone users": Via IPList.

There is one technique I have used successfully to alleviate the annoyance.

When someone talks on their cell phone, pull out a pen and paper and take notes. I do this in airports, especially. Usually folks move away, but if they ask, you remind them that it is a public space and all conversations are in the public domain and may be used by journalists or bloggers.

If someone is arguing on the phone with a boy/girlfriend or spouse, you can suggest that [insert name overheard] might be available for a date. If they are talking business, just do a Marlowe, look professional and don't deny you are an industrial spy.

It is funny that many people seem to think they have the right to a private conversation as they are shouting all over a public place. They hate it when people listen in. And taking notes? They can get very annoyed about that!

The pen is mightier than the phone! Try it, I think you'll be impressed, or at least amused, by the reaction. And you'll enjoy more peace and quiet.

IMHO, it also sounds like an interesting way to get the crap beat out of you...

Bizarre legal story of the day: Man meets woman. Man has oral sex with woman. Woman keeps the sperm, uses it to impregnate herself, then sues for child support. Man counter-sues for emotional distress and "sperm theft". Although the emotional distress claim is still active, the "sperm theft" claim was dismissed. On that point, the court decided:

...[W]hen plaintiff "delivered" his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee... There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.

(Via Mike Williams.)

Geeky Wal-Mart games.

Couple's final photos "an echo from the grave": A digital camera was recovered from a beach in Thailand that contains the final photographs taken by a Canadian couple killed in the tsunami, including the oncoming wave. (Via Linkfilter.)

Voyage of an Antarctic iceberg.

Synesthesia update. Apparently some researchers divide synesthetes into "perceptual" vs. "conceptual" subtypes.

"Creatures Frozen for 32,000 Years Still Alive"

Astronomers believe they have discovered a galaxy with no stars, consisting only of dark matter. Here's a related story.

"One of the best predictors of a man's income at age 50 is his height at the age of 1." (Via SciTechDaily.)

Can Terrorists Build the Bomb?

The Five-Billion-Star Hotel. It will cost $1 million/night, but the view should be incredible.

The latest iPod rumor is about a 6 GB color screen iPod mini. Update - Looks like it won't have a color screen.

For cell phones, it's not just the function but the looks.

Looking for some obscure fact about the Star Trek universe? (Via Joe Borrello, who wrote, "I like Star Trek as much as the next guy, but this dude is obsessed, like Captain Kirk in episode #47. Uh, forget I said that.")

A Summary of Recent Court Decisions Involving the Internet.

"A huge, frozen sea lies just below the surface of Mars..."

"How Global Warming Research is Creating a Climate of Fear". (Via ALDaily.)

Update on artificial limbs.

"Baby stable after second head removed". Includes a photograph.

The Top 100 Gadgets of All Time

"The Subtle Art of Beer Snobbery." (Via Gravity Lens.)

"The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less". (Via Linkfilter.)

"And Now For Something Completely Different...": Who says life doesn't resemble Monty Python?

An indignant Israeli is suing a pet shop that he says sold him a dying parrot, reports the Ma'ariv newspaper. Itzik Simowitz of the southern city of Beersheba contends the shop cheated him because the Galerita-type cockatoo not only failed to utter a word when he got it home, but was also extremely ill. Mr. Simowitz adds that the shop owner assured him the parrot was not ill but merely needed time to adjust to its new environment.

Here's the original Monty Python version. (Via Marginal Revolution.)

"Traffic Lessons From Army Ants"

How to Destroy the Earth: "Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe." (Via Linkfilter.)

Popular Mechanics debunks some of the popular conspiracy theories about 9/11. One example from Austin Bay's commentary:

Here's the conspiracy theory's hook: The hole in the Pentagon was smaller than the plane's wingspan. The anti-American conspirator's conclusion: voila, an American missile.

PM's experts point out the obvious: "A crashing jet doesn't punch a cartoon-like outline of itself into a reinforced concrete building." As the jet crashed, "one wing hit the ground; the other was sheared off by the force of the impact with the Pentagon's load-bearing columns. ...What was left of the plane flowed into the structure in a state closer to a liquid than a solid mass."

(Via Instapundit.)

"NASA Researchers Claim Evidence of Present Life on Mars"

Quiz of the day: Actually 6 of them, including "True Art or Fake?", "Great Prose or Crap?", and "Machine Translation or Faulkner?". (Via GMSV.)

Speed reading.

The Time Travel Gag:

You get some vaguely/slightly futuristic-looking clothes. Make it plausible, somewhat based on current trends, you're probably aiming for maybe ten years in the future. You can most likely make do with an interesting combination of whatever clothes you currently own. Ooh! Or make a fake tour T-shirt for a band that doesn't exist and mark it "Wild Tour 2008" or something. whatever. The point is to make it look plausible that you might come from the future.

Then just run out into the street, select somebody at random and shout at them, "What's the date today?! Quickly, tell me!"

When they respond, you shout, "What YEAR, man, what YEAR is this?!"

And when they respond again you go, "Noooo! They've sent me back too far!" or alternatively "I'm too late! It's all going to happen again!"

Then you run away again.

(Via Sam's Archive.)

The Baby Name Wizard will tell you how popular your first name has been over the decades. Try "Caitlyn" vs. "Adolph" to see some dramatic examples. (Via Tom McMahon.)

GQ presents The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time. (Via Tom McMahon.)

The scientific basis behind deja vu - an update. (Via Fark.)

Does changing lanes get you there any faster? Sadly, the answer is "no".

Top Ten Geekiest Hobbies. (Via BBspot.)

A teenaged boy who "Googled" himself at school learned that he had been kidnapped from his father by his mother when he was an infant in 1989, just before the father could gain sole custody. The mother will serve two months in jail for child abduction. (Via Techdirt.)

"What's the best way to transfer your music collection to your iPod? It depends on what you value most: your time, money, or sanity."

How much money do science fiction writers make? Lots of interesting information here, including fantasy vs. SF writers, those with agents vs. without agents, etc. (Via Boing Boing.)

Physicists have directly visualized atoms undergoing phase transition as they are warmed from 40 to 136 Kelvin. Here's the video.

Communicating with unconscious minds.

Researchers want to build robotic arms based on octopus limbs. Watch out, Spiderman! (Via Fark.)

"Daniel Tammet is an autistic savant. He can perform mind-boggling mathematical calculations at breakneck speeds. But unlike other savants, who can perform similar feats, Tammet can describe how he does it." (Via Madville.)

Invention of the day: Pasta without carbs, nearly all protein.

Competition judges tend to be biased in favor of the last contestants.

Google Maps is up in beta form, and it looks pretty slick. And here's a quick peek under the hood.

The history of the pocket protector. No, really... (Via Linkfilter.)

"Can you get drunk on Listerine? How about vanilla extract?"

Robotic attack jets.

Update on yesterday's "mystery streak": It looks like it was an "unexpectedly bright fuel dump". (Thanks to Paul Sand for pointing this out.)

Huge loophole in airline security? Slate describes an easy way for a bad guy to get around the "no-fly" list. Bruce Schneier wrote about this same flaw over a year ago.

Americans have bad rhythm.

Scientists have bred tame foxes, and their results may shed some light on how dogs were domesticated. From the article:

They stare you in the face, wag their tails and whine with joy when anyone approaches. But these are not dogs; they are a domesticated breed of fox that looks and behaves just like man's best friend.

After 45 years of selective breeding, and almost as many fox generations, scientists have produced what nature could not, a tame fox who eagerly follows his master's gaze.

...After many generations, and 45,000 foxes later, the scientists noted distinct differences between the selectively bred fox colony and their wild cousins. The foxes also looked different. Their coats developed white patches just like some dogs. Their muzzles became shorter and more puppy-like and in some, the ears became floppy and tails curly.

"Through genetic selection alone, our research group has created a population of tame foxes fundamentally different in temperament and behaviour from their wild forebears," Mr Trut said.

...It was also thought that wolves were relatively easy to tame because they were a pack animal and naturally obeyed orders from those higher in the pecking order. But the latest findings show that foxes, a solitary animal, can also be bred to read the communication gestures of humans.

Here's a related article, including a picture of these tame foxes.

Here's the controversial GoDaddy.com ad that aired during the Super Bowl. The web page includes links to both the original long version (which never made it on air), as well as the shorter version approved by Fox. The ad was supposed to air twice during the game, but Fox reportedly pulled the second showing because,

[T]he National Football League was upset with the content of the spot, which featured a scantily clad model struggling to keep her top on while testifying before "broadcast censorship hearings."

Given GeekPress' strong interest in the issues of free speech and government regulation of the airwaves, etc., I felt professionally and morally obliged to watch the ad. Several times, in fact... (Via Politech.)

Mystery "streak" above Hawaii. (Via Sam.)

Truth is stranger than bad soap operas: Husband and wife get separated. Husband and wife place ads in an online dating service, using pseudonyms. Husband and wife fall in love with each other's persona. Husband and wife agree to meet in person to get engaged, not knowing each other's true identity. Unfortunately, the story doesn't end happily ever after. He divorced her immediately, and she fainted on the spot. (Via Techdirt.)

The primitive South American Piraha tribe doesn't have words for numbers greater than "one". How do they count? Not very well:

In one typical test, the researcher set out a group of one to 10 nuts and asked each participant to place an equal number of batteries--used because of their availability and size--on the table. The participants performed perfectly when matching sets of up to three batteries, but at four batteries the accuracy rate dropped to about 75 percent, and by nine none of the Piraha got the right answer.

Lead research Peter Gordon concludes,

...[T]he example of the Piraha tribe shows that language may have more sway over numerical concepts than many previously imagined.

"The lack of number-words seems to preclude the ability to entertain concepts of exact number," Gordon says. "There may be other ways to learn and represent exact numbers, but in the normal course of human learning, language is the route we take."

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Malcolm Gladwell applies his ideas to professional football.

Please don't use the California online sex crime database as a dating service.